GROS BHILL
Updated 22May1 13H30 EST (Quebec) by Gros
"Me god prainz... vur luntch in bakpak"
[I do have brains... for lunch in my backpack]

Grosbill Ogre Varrior ov Rallos Zek (Me guezz me fly is 24 but Me kannod kound dat far)
Mum olvayz zait to keep Me fly happy.
Me do dat.
Mum olvayz zait Me zee Me pash.
Me do dat tu.
Me mizz Mum in Oggok.
Me around Undrezt killin unteat zduv viv Kropillz.
Me zo happy Me god Me name.
Me luv Rube pud Me tu shy tu dell.
Me luv pashink viv Kropillz. Uk unt Mobbeul dem fun.
Me brebar rugby deem.

Translation thanks to a very-willing gnome:
[Gros is currently in Unrest. Drunk.
He enjoys his time helping sarnaks and gobelins fight overpopulation.
He loves his nice new surname.
He has a sweet heart in fact and ends up being very shy.
He looks forward to the next Grosbills vs Barbie-dolls frog-bowl game.]

He his bashy played by the François of Colorado since September 10th 2000]


Me luk gud in mirror ven me drunk!

Combat General
Bash!! 125
Defense 125
Dodge 125
Double Attack 125
Dual Wield 125
One Hand Slashing 125
Taunt 125
Parry 123
Kick 121
Offense 121
Two Hands Slashing 113
One Hand Blunt 87
Two Hands Blunt 23
Archery 15
Hand to Hand 7
Piercing 1
Throwing 1
Sense Heading 125
Alcohol Tolerance 111
Swimming 51
Bind Wounds 32
Fishing 2
Begging 0

Position # Magic Lore No Drop Name AC Skill Delay DMG Range Effect WT
Ammo 20 - - - Arrow - Archery - 1 25 - 2
Arms 1 - - - Large Ringmail Sleeves 6 - - - - - 5.9
Back 1 - - - Large Ringmail Cape 6 - - - - - 6.7
Chest 1 - - - Large Bronze Breastplate 17 - - - - - 15.6
Ear 1 M - - Orc Fang Earring 3 - - - - STR+3 HP+15 0.3
Ear 1 - - - Silver Bloodstone Earring - - - - - STA+2 0.1
Face 1 - - - Large Fine Plate Visor 7 - - - - - 1.9
Feet 1 - - - Large Bronze Boots 8 - - - - - 10.1
Finger 1 M - - Jagged Band 5 - - - - STR+3 0.1
Finger 1 M - - Jagged Band 5 - - - - STR+3 0.1
Hands 1 - - - Large Bronze Gauntlets 9 - - - - - 7.9
Head 1 M - - Skull-Shaped Barbute 13 - - - - HP+35 SVMAGIC+10 5
Legs 1 - - - Large Bronze Greaves 10 - - - - - 11.8
Melee Weapon 1or2 1 M - - Langseax - 1HS 23 6 - - 4
Melee Weapon 1or2 1 M L - Polished Granite Tomahawk - 1HS 26 6 - Berserker Strength 6.5
Neck 1 M L - Orc Fang Necklace 5 - - - - STR+3 STA+3 AGI+3 1
Range Weapon 1 - - - Rough Ashwood Recurve Bow - Archery 58 16 100 - 4
Shoulders 1 M - - Bloodstained Mantle 6 - - - - STR+3 SVMAGIC+10 3.5
Waist 1 - - - Straw Spun Belt 10 - - - - - 6
Wrist 1 - - - Large Ringmail Bracelet 5 - - - - - 3.3
Wrist 1 - - - Large Ringmail Bracelet 5 - - - - - 3.3
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Melee Weapon 1or2 1 M - - Chipped Bone Rod - - - - - Locate Corpse 0.8
Melee Weapon 2 1 M L - A Crude Stein - - - - - STA+10 CHA+15 Minor Healing 1
Neck 1 M - - Golden Locket 2 - - - - CHA+3 0.3
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Melee Weapon 1+2 1 M L - Hammer of Flattening - 2HB 50 13 - - 10
Melee Weapon 1+2 1 M L - Sarnak Great Cleaver - 2HS 48 12 - STR+5 8.5
Melee Weapon 1or2 1 M - - Screaming Mace - 1HB 35 8 - Screaming Mace 8
Melee Weapon 1or2 1 M - - Shardwurm Stinger - Piercing 40 10 - - 5
Melee Weapon 1or2 1 M - - Velium Morning Star - 1HB 38 8 - Velium Shards 9.5
Melee Weapon 2 1 M L - Cracked Darkwood Shield 12 Shield - - - STR+9 5
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Chest 1 - L - Dwarven Ringmail Tunic 12 - - - - SVFIRE+8 SVCOLD+8 SVMAGIC+8 4.5
Ear 1 - - - Silver Bloodstone Earring - - - - - STA+2 0.1
Melee Weapon 1+2 1 M - - A Weighted Axe - 2HS 150 45 - - 9.4
Melee Weapon 1+2 2 M - - Giant Tree Flayer - 2HS 41 10 - - 8.5
Melee Weapon 1+2 1 M L - Leg-Chopper - 2HS 42 10 - - 9
Melee Weapon 1or2 1 M - - Langseax - 1HS 23 6 - - 4
Melee Weapon 1or2 1 M L - Sarnak Flesh Harvester - 1HS 35 6 - Insidious Fever 5.5
Melee Weapon 2 1 - - ND Mystic Doll - - - - - CHA+3 0.5
Neck 1 M L - Allize Volew Medicine Bag - - - - - SVDISEASE+1 SVPOISON+1 0.2

Gros

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