Have fun
with the Divine Froggies
Updated 17Jun1 21H EST (Quebec)
by Acile
I will keep here - for a while - the funniest things Guild
members sent me.
Until further notice, send all contributions to Amarys
The
EQ Color stuff to customize your chat lines - Thanks Cwiz
The EQ Parser
stuff to really know all about Norrath - Thanks Tahnlas
The EQ Shots
stuff to JPG your .BMP EQ screenshots
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| Forgot to re-buff "See Invisible" again Acile? | Another nice recruiting job by Ambre... | You are not alone Aildil... |
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The Dikam game: A) How many hit points has Gynok? |
Hints from Gros: A) Wu kayrz? Me zee me keel! |
[23:37:06] Glug, glug, glug . Katlynne takes a swig of Honey
Mead.
[23:37:56] Katlynne begins to cast a spell.
[23:37:57] You begin your casting.
[23:37:58] Deputy Raynin says 'Time to die Katlynn'
[23:37:58] Deputy Raynin says 'Filthy Humans like you must die!'
[23:37:58] Your spell fizzles!
[23:37:59] Deputy Raynin pierces Katlynne for 77 points of damage.
[23:38:02] Deputy Quillto bashes YOU for 7 points of damage.
[23:38:04] Deputy Quillto slashes YOU for 32 points of damage.
[23:38:04] Deputy Raynin kicks YOU for 22 points of damage.
[23:38:06] Deputy Leeot bashes YOU for 20 points of damage.
[23:38:06] Deputy Rollin slashes YOU for 95 points of damage.
[23:38:06] Deputy Millin kicks YOU for 11 points of damage.
[23:38:07] Deputy Raynin kicks YOU for 22 points of damage.
[23:38:08] Deputy Raynin pierces YOU for 74 points of damage.
[23:38:08] You have been slain by Deputy Raynin!
Beware women: Halflings can reproduce at a tremendous speed.
[14:11:03] Argharg shouts, 'CROOOAC'
[14:11:03 ] Valarin shouts, 'Froak!'
[14:11:04] You shout, 'CROOOOAAAA'
[14:11:08] Regard shouts, 'CROOOA'
[14:11:10] Alcan shouts, 'CROOOAK'
[14:11:10] Alween shouts, 'CROOOAA'
[14:11:10] Katlynne shouts, 'RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT'
[14:11:11] Aildil shouts, 'CROOOOOOOOOOOAA'
[14:11:19] Katlynne tells the guild, 'I had to be different )'
RIBBIT!
[13:01:56] Borxx begins to cast a spell.
[13:02:07] Argharg tells the guild, 'Borxx is an issue'
[13:02:20] Borxx begins to cast a spell.
[13:02:26] You say to your guild, 'Can we have Borxx here?'
[13:02:33] Miltran tells the guild, 'NO'
[13:02:40] Miltran tells the guild, 'Borxx will wipe us all !'
[13:02:51] Borxx focuses her gaze on you.
[13:02:51] Borxx says 'Humans have no place in our realm!'
[13:02:55] You say to your guild, 'BORXX'
[13:02:57] Borxx blinks twice
[13:02:57] Katlynne has been slain by Borxx!
[13:03:25] Your target resisted the Sanity Warp spell.
[13:03:30] Regard tells the guild, 'Resists all my spells'
[13:03:46] Argharg has been slain by Borxx!
[13:03:55] You say to your guild, 'BORXX INV'
[13:03:58] Djia tells the guild, 'RUN'
[13:04:19] Miltran tells the guild, 'Ok, rule , we see borxxx,
we run ok?'
[13:04:56] You have been slain by Borxx!
[13:05:41] You say to your guild, 'Oki rule two, DO NOT TASHAN
BORXX'
[13:06:26] Katlynne tells the guild, 'I do not like runny eye'
[13:06:44] Borxx says 'Your intolerable reputation insults all
in this realm.'
[13:13:35] Alween tells the guild, 'Ubjb`i KILLED BY this stupid
eye'
[13:13:57] Alween tells the guild, 'He can see inv'
[13:14:17] Argharg tells the guild, 'Welcome to the club'
MAZE?
[16:10:06] Aildil tells the guild, 'Now just wtach this spot'
[16:10:13] Aildil tells the guild, 'Right where i am standing'
[16:11:31] Katlynne tells the guild, 'I'm watching but I dont'
see a thing'
[16:11:43] Aildil tells the guild, 'I just jumped off the rock'
[16:12:00] Aildil tells the guild, 'Ok look up see the big cliff?'
[16:12:14] Aildil tells the guild, 'Do you see it?'
[16:12:16] Katlynne tells the guild, 'Dn't ya know falling off
cliffs hurts?'
[16:12:17] Alween tells the guild, 'I was up there'
[16:12:35] Aildil tells the guild, 'Ok give me 1 more lev and
I'll jump into the water'
[16:12:43] Aildil tells the guild, 'Thanks now watch the cliff'
[16:13:21] Aildil tells the guild, 'Do you guys see me?'
[16:13:50] Aildil tells the guild, 'Just watch the sky'
[16:14:15] Aildil tells the guild, 'That was great!'
[16:14:18] Alween tells the guild, 'Whoa 268 dmg'
[16:14:42] Alween tells the guild, 'I fell on Ranze'
[16:14:53] Katlynne tells the guild, 'Well now I'm outta mana
so you are going to have to not do that again )'
[16:15:07] Aildil tells the guild, 'Darn it!'
[16:15:29] Katlynne tells the guild, 'Thanks acile I used all
my mana levitating people so they could jump off of cliffs and
then healing them when they hit the bottom'
[16:15:41] Aildil tells the guild, 'Hehehe it's fun!'
[16:15:43] Katlynne tells the guild, 'I guess it's my new hobby'
[16:15:50] Alween tells the guild, 'Is breepe helping to get undrunk'
[16:15:58] Aildil begins to cast a spell.
[16:15:59] You say to your guild, 'In 10 sec normally we have
20 deputies on us'
[16:16:15] Aildil begins to cast a spell.
[16:16:19] You begin your casting.
[16:18:16] Acile wonders if you can one day do really something
out of the Frogs.
[16:20:35] Katlynne is swept away by a mellifluous melody.
[16:20:35] Amarys is swept away by a mellifluous melody.
[16:20:35] A mellifluous melody sweeps you away.
[16:20:45] Aildil is swept away by a mellifluous melody.
[16:20:54] Aildil tells the guild, 'WTF !'
[16:20:59] Large Pirhrana tries to bite YOU, but misses!
[16:21:10] You say to your guild, 'hehe LOL'
[16:21:11] Alween's song ends.
[16:21:11] Aildil tells the guild, 'What spell is that?'
[16:21:18] Alween tells the guild, 'Hehe'
[16:21:27] Alween tells the guild, 'Send the group in shadow'
[16:21:28] Katlynne tells the guild, 'Pleaes never cast that on
me again'
[16:21:59] You say to your guild, 'kat hehehehhehehe rather try
to nuke a deputy?'
[16:22:05] Alcan tells the guild, 'That sure is fun'
[16:22:15] Katlynne tells the guild, 'I dont' like swimming'
DRUNK!
From the Newbee event on 5 August 2K
Most used chat line during a Guild Event
10 : "Get the Ogre out of the way"
9 : "What are we doing here anyway?"
8 : "HELP!"
7 : "Who brought that stupid train??"
6 : "Can someone drag my corpse back?"
5 : "Open the door!!!!"
4 : "RUN"
3 : "LOL"
2 : "DON'T PULL!!!"
And the winner is....
1 : "Where are u guys?"
Hehe "Can I get SOW?" just won't do it in a Dungeon...
Pain and Suffering MISSES after 10.000 damage, I'm just TOO strong
(Disco instrumental... naked ranger on corpse retrieval strutting down the pier in Fironia Vie)
Well, you can tell by the way my hitpoints go,
I'm a ranger man: AC's too low.
Blade is sharp and shield is worn.
I've been tankin' mobs since I was born.
And now it's all right - it's okay.
And I may snare and run away.
You can try - to understand - why mobs only hit ranger man.
If you are in danger and if you're not a ranger,
You're stayin alive, stayin' alive.
Feel my bones a-breakin' and my ivy helm a-shakin'
and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE... yeah!
Well now, I get spanked or I get beat
But if I don't get either it's really neat.
Got low delay blades in each fist
I'm a dual-wield man - and I get mobs pissed.
You know it's all right, it's okay.
I'll get my corpse another day.
You can try - to understand - why you chain-heal ranger man.
If you are in danger and if you're not a ranger,
You're stayin alive, stayin' alive.
Feel my bones a-breakin' and my ivy helm a-shakin'
and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive.
STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE... yeah!
Life goin' quickly. Somebody heal me.
Somebody heal me, yeah.
Life goin' quickly. Somebody heal me, yeah.
Stayin' Alive
(to beginning and fade... Well, you can tell.... )
I'm pleased to annouce that on Bertoxulous Veeshan's Peak was
recently explored by a party of about 14 players.
We've even had the good fortune to have someone logged in as a
scout in VP, what follows is a small portion of the log during
that time:
Druid: /shout WOOT!! YOU HAVE ENTERED VEESHAN'S PEAK!!!
Rogue: Hey, we didn't die zoning in, it already beats the crap
out of those Howling Stones...
Magician begins to cast a spell
Necromancer begins to cast a spell
Wizard: /shout Level 57 wizzie lookin for a group
Jenkins says "Guarding you master"
Jeeves says "Guarding with my life, oh great one"
Monk: /auction Selling Tailor made items at reasonable prices
Warrior: /auction Same here
Paladin: /auction Same
Enchanter: /auction Selling Platinum Ruby Veil for 9.5k
Druid: That's insane
Enchanter looks around for some competition, and shrugs
Cleric: So who wants to group with me?
Magician: Me
Necromancer: Me
Rogue: Me
Warrior: Me
Paladin: Me
Shadow Knight: Me
Wizard: Me
Monk: Me
Bard: Me
Druid: Me
Enchanter: Me
Ranger: Me
Shaman: Me
Cleric: Okay, Warrior, Necromancer, Bard, Enchanter, Shaman, you're
with me
All others:
Wizard: So who wants to group with me?
Rogue: Yeah, and I'm starting a group, who wants to group with
me?
... Sound of wind whistling ...
Paladin: So maybe we should do some scouting...
Druid begins to cast a spell
Wizard begins to cast an UselessUpgradedSpell spell
Rogue disappears
Druid dons a mask of the hunter
Wizard creates an "Invisible to Mobs under 35 when it's a
level 55 spell" eye
Druid, Wizard, and Rogue: I'll scout
Wizard: /shout Level 57 wizzie looking for a group
Enchanter begins to cast a spell
Necromancer: Hey buddy can I get some Swords of Runes?
Magician feels his summons are useful for a change
Magician: Sure
Magician begins to cast a spell
Magician begins to cast a spell
A cool breeze slips thru Enchanter's party
Jeeves says "Thank you master"
Jeeves says "Thank you master"
Necromancer disbands
Necromancer: Well I don't need you guys anymore
Necromancer chuckles
Wizard: /shout %&^(( They saw my invisible eye, we got two
dragons inc
Druid: /ooc
Rogue: /ooc
A Sky Blue Dragon begins to cast a spell
A Sky Blue Dragon begins to cast a spell
Monk: GETEM!
Ranger, Monk, Warrior, Rogue, Paladin, and Shadow Knight attack
A Sky Blue Dragon
Necromancer, Magician, Enchanter, Druid, Wizard begins to cast
a spell
Necromancer has feared A Sky Blue Dragon
Jeeves says "Attacking master"
Necromancer: I got this one
Jenkins says "Attacking master"
Ranger slashes A Sky Blue Dragon for 49 damage
Monk kicks A Sky Blue Dragon for 200 damage
Warrior taunts A Sky Blue Dragon
Rogue backstabs A Sky Blue Dragon for 400 damage
Shadow Knight Harmtouches A Sky Blue Dragon for 800 damage
Magician hits A Sky Blue Dragon for non-melee for 850 damage
Druid hits A Sky Blue Dragon for non-melee for 1020 damage
Bard twists mana and hp recovery songs
Wizard's spell has been resisted
Wizard: %*&^
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage
Ranger yells for help behind you and to the left
Cleric begins to frantically cast a spell
Necromancer reclines and yawns
Warrior taunts A Sky Blue Dragon
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 50 damage
Warrior taunts A Sky Blue Dragon
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 126 damage
Warrior: Oh come on
Cleric has cast a spell
Ranger has regained 900 hp
Cleric begins to cast a spell
Warrior taunts A Sky Blue Dragon
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 300 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 193 damage
Ranger yells for help behind you and to the left
Cleric: Quick casting my $*%
Wizard begins to cast a spell
Wizard's spell has been resisted
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Wizard for 800 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Wizard for 800 damage
Wizard has been slain by A Sky Blue Dragon
Necromancer puts on sunglasses
Warrior: Well there's a taunt at least
Bard summons water from his boots
Cleric has cast a spell
Ranger has regained 900 hp
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage
Ranger: WTF? I stopped attacking 20 secs ago
Cleric begins to cast a spell
Ranger is completely healed
Cleric: There we go
Magician begins to cast a spell
Ranger is enveloped in fire
Shaman: Well at least he's useful now
Necromancer strikes up a conversation with Jimi Hendrix
Necromancer lights a cigar
Monk kicks A Sky Blue Dragon for 450 damage
Warrior kicks A Sky Blue Dragon for 3 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon is stunned
Warrior: Woo hoo
Druid begins to cast a spell
Monk uber-punches A Sky Blue Dragon for 800 damage
Warrior kicks A Sky Blue Dragon for 10 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon is stunned
Warrior: Twice in a row!
Warrior sticks his tongue out at Monk
Druid hits A Sky Blue Dragon for non-melee for 1020 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Druid for 500 damage
Necromancer begins to debate the philosophy of "The Matrix"
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Druid for 500 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Druid for 500 damage
Cleric begins to cast a spell
Paladin begins to cast a spell
Druid feels a healing touch
Cleric: %*^
Paladin: Sorry
Cleric's casting has been interrupted
You must be standing to cast a spell
Bard summons water from his boots
Druid: You mind?
Bard summons food from his pants
Bard: What? Can't you see I'm using my armor's special abilities
Rogue backstabs A Sky Blue Dragon for 400 damage
Jenkins backstabs A Sky Blue Dragon for 500 damage
Jenkins laughs an elemental laugh at Rogue
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Jenkins for 800 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Jenkins for 800 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Jenkins for 800 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Jenkins for 800 damage
Jenkins has been slain by A Sky Blue Dragon
Rogue laughs heartily at Jenkins
Magician begins to cast a spell
Enchanter wanders blindly, waiting for a crowd to control
Magician: I'll try an air this time
Butler says "Attacking master"
Necromancer chuckles
Magician: What?
Necromancer points at Jeeves
A Sky Blue Dragon tries to hit Jeeves, but is parried
A Sky Blue Dragon tries to hit Jeeves, but Jeeves dodges
A Sky Blue Dragon tries to hit Jeeves, but Jeeves ripostes
Jeeves hits A Sky Blue Dragon for 60 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon tries to hit Jeeves, but is parried
Magician: So?
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Butler for 600 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Butler for 600 damage
Butler has been slain by A Sky Blue Dragon
Necromancer laughs
Necromancer begins to cast a spell
Magician begins to cast a spell
Necromancer lifetaps A Sky Blue Dragon
Necromancer experiences a 2000 point swing in life totals
Magician sighs, wanting to be second best at direct damage
Druid sighs, wanting to be second best at direct damage
Revived Wizard sighs, wanting to be best at direct damage
Magician: Okay, this one is fire
Shaman: Just do earth, everyone knows the others suck anyway
Lil'Flamey says "Attacking master"
Lil'Flamey begins to cast a spell
Lil'Flamey's spell has been resisted
Lil'Flamey begins to cast a spell
Lil'Flamey's spell has been resisted
Lil'Flamey begins to cast a spell
Lil'Flamey's spell has been resisted
Revived Wizard feels some sympathy
Bard yawns, still twisting his mana/hp regen songs
Necromancer yawns, still sitting on his can
Shaman: Okay let's end this
Shaman begins to cast a spell
Warrior feels like an avatar
Warrior: Woohoo, you're the best!
Cleric: Oh come on
Cleric tries to strike A Sky Blue Dragon, but misses
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Cleric for disproportionately high damage
Cleric sighs about her armor
Cleric has been slain by A Sky Blue Dragon
Necromancer takes pity on Cleric
Druid begins to cast a spell
Necromancer begins to cast a spell
Paladin tries to cast a spell, but quest hasn't been implemented
yet
Necromancer casts a spell
Cleric is revived with 93% exp regain
Necromancer: A newbie gave his life for that
Revived Cleric sighs
Buffed Warrior hits A Sky Blue Dragon for tons of damage
Ranger blows wind at A Sky Blue Dragon
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage
Ranger sighs
Shaman looks around mildly, waiting to buff someone
Druid: Any ideas?
Shadow Knight tries to make a point, but there aren't enough of
him to be listened to
Lightbulb appears over Enchanter's head
Enchanter begins to cast a spell
A Sky Blue Dragon is showered with gold
Monk: What'd you do?
Enchanter: Gave him some pocket change
A Sky Blue Dragon is heavily encumbered
Paladin slashes A Sky Blue Dragon with FIERY AVENGER for massive
damage
Warrior slashes A Sky Blue Dragon with RANDOM WEAPON FROM KARNOR'S
for massive damage + 1
Paladin sighs
Jeeves says "Guarding you master"
Necromancer: You should see the loot on my dragon...
All others: SHUT UP!!
Monk B!tCh-Sl@Ps A Sky Blue Dragon for massive damage
Magician, Druid, Enchanter, Wizard, and Shaman begin to cast spells
A Sky Blue Dragon is hit for miniscule fraction of total life
in non-melee damage
Casters sigh
Magician smiles
Magician: I still have my pet
Lil'Flamey begins to cast a spell
Lil'Flamey's spell has been resisted
Lil'Flamey begins to cast a spell
A Sky Blue Dragon is hit by non-melee for 178 damage
Shaman: You know your Earth quad hits for....
Magician: Shut up!
Necromancer: ...less than mine does
Magician sighs at Lil'Flamey
A Sky Blue Dragon hits Lil'Flamey for 600 damage
Necromancer begins to cast a spell
Wizard begins to cast a spell
Necromancer DOTs A Sky Blue Dragon for Trakanon-like damage
Wizard casts CrappyRainSpell
A Sky Blue Dragon is hit by non-melee for 600 damage
A Sky Blue Dragon resisted CrappyRainSpell
Jeeves is unaffected by CrappyRainSpell
Lil'Flamey is unaffected by CrappyRainSpell
Wizard: Woo hoo, and that only cost 400 mana
A Sky Blue Dragon staggers, looking for somewhere to die
Druid, Ranger, Magician, Wizard, Cleric, Shaman, Enchanter, Necromancer,
Shadowknight, and Bard begin to cast spells
Warrior beats on A Sky Blue Dragon
Paladin whallops on A Sky Blue Dragon
Monk decimates A Sky Blue Dragon
Rogue kinda wounds A Sky Blue Dragon
A Sky Blue Dragon is hit by a ton of non-melee
A Sky Blue Dragon says "From Hell's heart I stab at thee!"
A Sky Blue Dragon swipes Lil'Flamey for massive damage
A Sky Blue Dragon has been slain by Necromancer's DOT
A Sky Blue Dragon has left no corpse
GroupOf13 look at Necromancer
Necromancer lowers head, then wanders off to solo dragons
Lil'Flamey begins to cast a spell
Lil'Flamey casts ReallyStupidYonderSpell
Lil'Flamey disappears
A Sky Blue Dragon begins to cast a spell
A Really Huge Dragon begins to cast a spell
A Red As Blood Dragon begins to cast a spell
A Makes Veeshan Look Like A Worm Dragon begins to cast a spell
SadMage sighs, knowing what's coming
SadMage is burned with the fires of Hades
SadMage has been slain like you wouldn't believe
PanickedWarrior: Here they come
Necromancer feigns death
Shadowknight feigns death
Monk feigns death
Druid gates away
Ranger sits down and waits to die
Wizard evacs
Cleric wishes she had picked wizard for her group
Bard has been slain before he knew what hit him
Enchanter begins to cast a spell
Warrior has been slain like paper before the Whitewater investigation
Enchanter has cast a spell
CrowdODragons has been mezzed
Enchanter gates away
Casters gate away
PeopleWithoutGate sigh
PeopleWithoutGate are slain, roasted, and served with a white
wine
CrowdODragons disperses
Necromancer stands and gates
Shadowknight can no longer play dead
Shadowknight is roasted by dragonfire
Shadowknight has been slain
Monk sighs
Me apog ... alopo ... apogiz ...
Me say sorry
Me think ...
[Intense wondering in Gros' head]
Me rather not
Me think u may think ...
[Panik in Gros' head: aow too finish sentenz??]
[Panik more: Gros realiz ozers may think more than Gros]
... U may think Ogre no fun
Rong!!
Groumf
Gros startz again
Me apopo ... alogi ...
Me say sorry
Ogres speek froggy
Zometimes
Anyvay...
So Gros did tranzlate
[21:14:10] You say to your guild, 'me bak'
[21:14:21] Tempyste tells the guild, 'Me front'
[20:27:42] Ukgh tells the guild, 'Vere Ugkh friends ?'
[20:50:42] You bonk Ukgh on the head!
[20:50:43] You bonk Moppel on the head!
[20:51:09] Ukgh hugs Rube.
[20:51:19] You tell your party, 'me keep bonking ziz doez nize
zound'
[20:51:22] Ukgh tells the group, 'u zo kute'
[20:51:28] You tell your party, 'not zame bonk if not zame head'
[20:51:33] You tell your party, 'me do meewzik'
[20:51:38] Ukgh boggles at Gros, shaking his head and looking
confused.
[20:51:55] That is not a valid emote, please try again (hehe).
[20:51:58] Ukgh tells the group, 'Me head hollow, doez nize meewzik!'
[20:52:13] Gros bonks Rube on the head for a nice sound.
[20:52:28] Gros bonks Moppel on the head for hard sound.
[20:52:44] Gros bonks Ukgh on the head and helmet hurts.
[20:52:49] Gros bonks Rube on the head for a nice sound.
[20:52:50] Gros bonks Ukgh on the head and helmet hurts.
[20:52:54] Rube's head makes bonk.
[20:52:55] Gros bonks Moppel on the head for hard sound.
[20:52:56] Gros bonks Ukgh on the head and helmet hurts.
[20:53:03] Ukgh bonks Gros on the head and hollow sound.
[20:53:06] You tell your party, 'Nize meewzik'
[20:53:09] Moppel tells the group, 'No bonk vile med'
[20:53:47] Ukgh grabs a hold of Gros's leather pants and pulls
a wedgie !
[20:56:36] Ukgh tells the guild, 'Vere Ugkh friends ?'
[20:56:40] Ukgh tells the group, 'Me forget, me stupid, u now!'
[20:57:05] Ukgh tells the group, 'Ugkh is light, but vith short
cable.'
[20:57:31] Rube has gone Linkdead.
[20:57:34] Ukgh tells the group, '? ?'
[20:58:01] Ukgh cheers at Rube.
[20:58:03] Ukgh bonks Rube on the head!
[20:58:11] Ukgh hugs Rube.
[20:58:12] Ukgh hugs Rube.
[20:58:12] Ukgh hugs Rube.
[20:58:13] Ukgh hugs Rube.
[20:58:14] Ukgh hugs Rube.
[20:58:21] Ukgh kontinuze vhile Rube not heer!
... Gros haz to kamp to put kidz to bed zinz vingz gets little
aout of kondrol...
[21:10:22] Ukgh has looted a Rusty Two-Handed-Sword.
[21:10:25] Ukgh tells the group, 'Me now hav zweurd proportional
to me feet!'
[21:10:25] Moppel tells the group, 'Pro ... po...?'
[21:10:25] Gros sgratches hiz head fondering if Ukgh veel uz zweurd
vith feet
[21:15:03] Tempyste tells the guild, 'May I ask who is what ogre?'
[21:15:11] Ukgh tells the guild, 'Me UGKH!'
[21:15:21] Ukgh tells the guild, 'BUUUURRPPP'
[21:15:36] Tempyste patiently teaches Ukgh how to spell his name'
[21:15:53] Ukgh tells the guild, 'Does'nt even know out to prounonce
it yet!
[21:22:36] Ukgh tells the guild, 'Do u now why ve alvays sgratch
me azz?'
[21:22:38] You tell the guild, 'Bekoz Mama zaid sgratching noz
deurty'
[21:39:21] Ukgh tells the guild, 'Everyone do a big burp, Ugkh
is now Level 4 !'
[21:39:35] Rube cheers at Ukgh.
[21:39:54] Ukgh tells the group, 'Me all poverfool!'
[21:39:55] Tempyste once agaif patient o teachej ukgh cpell xis
nahe'
[21:40:54] Ukgh has looted a Mystic Doll.
[21:41:43] Ukgh tells the group, 'Dolly looks cool!'
[21:43:21] Ukgh tells the group, 'Ukgh looks cool vith dolly!'
[21:48:04] Ukgh tells the group, 'Ughk paly vith dolly more !'
[22:08:00] Ukgh tells the group, 'Ugkh luvs dolly!'
[22:08:40] Ukgh tells the group, 'Gros takes pictoor of Ugkh and
dolly'
[22:09:25] Ukgh tells the group, 'Gros haz dolly too ?'
[22:09:39] Ukgh tells the group, 'Like Ugkh's ?'
[22:09:46] Gros wonders if he haz dolly larger than Ugkh's
Hit! Kill! WE GROSBILLS!
Slam! Bash! Give a slash!
Deep down near Ogertown.
WE GROSBILLS!
Clash! Crash! Crush! Smash!
Fist and steel! Buff and heal!
Stomp! Stomp! In the swamp.
WE GROSBILLS!
Swish! Smack! Whips crack!
Berserk and stun! Batter and run!
Strong, strong, all along!
While Grosbills quaff! Grosbills laugh!
On and on near Ogertown.
WE GROSBILLS!
Really, this is the last straw. Yesterday, around 11:30am,
I made myself a turkey sandwich with mayonnaise and cheese.
Today, when I finished playing EQ, I came back into my kitchen
to find that my sandwich was NERFED! You heard right NERFED!
Now it's like, green and the mayonaise has turned this horrible
shade of yellow and the cheese is all hard. It's a lore item now
too, so I can only have one of them!
I demand that you change this. From now on, when I make a sandwich,
I want it to come out like... like... glazed orange duck with
succulent fresh greens and honey-date stuffing.
All the other players get to have their sandwiches.
.... whine ....
Stynx9000
I'm sorry that you feel this way. We've taken your sandwich
code through the Live Team and ran it around test a few times,
and we clearly think that your new sandwich fits The Vision(TM)
we had intended it for.
Were we to make your sandwich into glazed orange duck, we would
no doubt soon be inundated with requests for fois gras and truffles,
seriously undermining the food class balance we have worked so
hard to establish.
Note however that necros get an innate bearnaise sauce effect
when they create sandwiches; perhaps you should cancel your kitchen
and start a necro instead.
Thank you
- not Abashi
GROSSEGAFF
(from a classic Amarys' typo)
From the Mar1 Gorsbill event in Lake of Ill Omen:
[Fri Mar 23 19:26:58 2001] Ukgh looks like a mummy.
[Fri Mar 23 19:27:09 2001] Buffi feels better.
[Fri Mar 23 19:27:16 2001] Ukgh feels better.
[Fri Mar 23 19:27:40 2001] Gros looks around to see where is better
that everybody except him seems to feel.
[Fri Mar 23 19:30:59 2001] Ukgh hugs himself.
[Fri Mar 23 19:31:32 2001] Ukgh tells the group, 'Ho ho !'
[Fri Mar 23 19:31:33 2001] Buffi looks at Gros confusedly.
[Fri Mar 23 19:31:34 2001] Gros takes a nap.
[Fri Mar 23 19:31:54 2001] Ukgh ventilates his armpits.
[Fri Mar 23 19:31:54 2001] Gros is snoring loudly.
[Fri Mar 23 19:32:05 2001] Gros pets his fly.
[Fri Mar 23 19:32:11 2001] Gros happy he has pet too.
[Fri Mar 23 19:32:21 2001] Gros tries asking fly to pull.
[Fri Mar 23 19:32:29 2001] Ukgh eats the fly.
[Fri Mar 23 19:32:36 2001] Gros paniks.
[Fri Mar 23 19:32:40 2001] Gros feels naked.
[Fri Mar 23 19:32:41 2001] Buffi turns green.
[Fri Mar 23 19:32:45 2001] Ukgh stucks his dark reaver in his
nose, once again.
[Fri Mar 23 19:32:54 2001] Ukgh asks for help.
[Fri Mar 23 19:33:05 2001] Gros stucks his hand in the mouth of
ugkh to get fly.
[Fri Mar 23 19:33:16 2001] Ukgh has trouble breathing.
[Fri Mar 23 19:33:21 2001] Gros cuts his hand with the Dark Reaver
lost in Ukgh stomach.
[Fri Mar 23 19:33:31 2001] Buffi bashes Ukgh on the back until
the fly shoots outta his mouth.
[Fri Mar 23 19:33:38 2001] Ukgh spits the fly.
[Fri Mar 23 19:33:43 2001] Gros shoots out of Ugkh's mouth.
[Fri Mar 23 19:33:56 2001] Ukgh sneezes, freeing his dark reaver
in the process.
[Fri Mar 23 19:33:57 2001] Gros his doing CPR to the fly.
[Fri Mar 23 19:35:02 2001] Ukgh : 'Me just hope Buffi not going
to be sick just hanging out with us.'
[Fri Mar 23 19:35:18 2001] Gros : 'Why? She ate a fly too?'
[Fri Mar 23 19:57:51 2001] Buffi : 'Oops accidenttly ate Gros'
fly'
[Fri Mar 23 19:58:07 2001] Gros : 'Not ME fly?'
[Fri Mar 23 19:58:10 2001] Gros is sad.
[Sat Mar 24 11:52:37 2001] Casarle : 'Who pulls, me or Rube?'
[Sat Mar 24 11:52:38 2001] Ukgh : 'Please destroy no drop stuff,
no littering in the forteress please!'
[Sat Mar 24 11:52:42 2001] Buffi : 'Technically I am the paladin
which means I am supposed to be the first volunteer for dangerous
missions'
[Sat Mar 24 11:52:50 2001] Ukgh : 'Dunno, what do you think?'
[Sat Mar 24 11:52:57 2001] Rube : 'Me go'
[Sat Mar 24 11:52:58 2001] Tahnlas : 'Pally got big egos too'
[Sat Mar 24 11:53:04 2001] Buffi : 'Of course we are the best'
[Sat Mar 24 11:53:18 2001] Ukgh glowers at Buffi dubiously.
[Sat Mar 24 11:53:21 2001] Gros : 'THEY ARE THE SWEETEST'
[Sat Mar 24 11:53:26 2001] Gros : 'WITH SAUCE'
[Sat Mar 24 11:53:31 2001] Ukgh : 'Especially in a pally pie'
[Sat Mar 24 11:53:33 2001] Buffi kisses Ukghs forehead.
[Sat Mar 24 11:53:46 2001] Ukgh : 'You've got levitate ? Hehe'
[Sat Mar 24 11:53:54 2001] Rube : 'Remember the pally stew in
crushbone that was good...'
[Sat Mar 24 11:53:58 2001] Ukgh : 'Ho ho !'
[Sat Mar 24 11:54:05 2001] Tahnlas : 'Want levitate?'
[Sat Mar 24 11:54:06 2001] Ukgh : 'Nah, dont need it'
[Sat Mar 24 11:54:08 2001] Buffi : 'Watch it or I eat Gros' pet
again'
[Sat Mar 24 11:54:17 2001] Ukgh : 'I just tought Buffi was levitating,
she kissed me on the forehead.'
[Sat Mar 24 11:54:17 2001] Gros : 'MY FLY!'
[Sat Mar 24 11:54:28 2001] Tahnlas : 'Oh lol )'
[Sat Mar 24 12:03:24 2001] Buffi : 'Gros is a mana sink hole )'
[Sat Mar 24 12:03:38 2001] Gros : 'can u buff me fly too?'
[Sat Mar 24 12:03:52 2001] Tahnlas : 'Fly?'
[Sat Mar 24 12:04:13 2001] Gros : 'Me fly me pet'
[Sat Mar 24 12:04:21 2001] Rube : 'Yes each oger or troll has
a fly, when he gets his first fly he becomes an adult'
[Sat Mar 24 12:04:33 2001] Buffi : 'The fly is his invisible friend
just humor him or he'll eat you'
[Sat Mar 24 12:04:33 2001] Tahnlas : ':)'
[Sat Mar 24 12:04:47 2001] Gros : 'Buffi knows'
[Sat Mar 24 14:30:40 2001] Ukgh has looted a Green Goblin Skin.
[Sat Mar 24 14:31:01 2001] Ukgh : 'Anyone wants to chew on some
goblin skin?'
[Sat Mar 24 14:31:16 2001] Buffi : 'Give it to Gros' fly'
[Sat Mar 24 14:31:36 2001] Gros : 'Me fly not eat gob'
[Sat Mar 24 14:31:38 2001] Gros : 'Dem too clean'
[Sat May 05 10:38:38 2001] Jorkald : 'Attention all guildmates
! Wedding bells in Norrath ! Acile our beloved enchanteress had
decided to accept to marry Jorkald !'
[Sat May 05 10:38:53 2001] Gros : 'yo true she told me'
[Sat May 05 10:38:56 2001] Ukgh : 'HO!'
[Sat May 05 10:38:56 2001] Somgir : 'Gratz!'
[Sat May 05 10:38:56 2001] Moppel : 'Hm i d like to hear that
from her'
[Sat May 05 10:39:11 2001] Gros : 'don't believe me?'
[Sat May 05 10:39:28 2001] Moppel : 'No i believe you gros'
[Sat May 05 10:39:31 2001] Jorkald : 'We ll check for a date but
the place will be in her home town in Felwith '
[Sat May 05 10:39:43 2001] Gros : 'yo'
[Sat May 05 10:39:47 2001] Moppel : 'But when jork said i wasnt
sure if he makes difference between wish and reality'
[Sat May 05 10:39:58 2001] Gros : 'hehe can understand that'
[Sat May 05 10:40:16 2001] Khendra : 'Has anyone told Jorkald
just how many times Acile has been married already?'
[Sat May 05 10:40:24 2001] Gros BONKS Khendra.
[Sat May 05 10:40:32 2001] Jorkald : 'U mean Khendra ?'
[Sat May 05 10:40:43 2001] Ukgh : 'Miltran is thinking about replacing
the till death do u to till acile dec''
[Sat May 05 10:40:52 2001] Gros : 'chhhhhiuuiuuuuttttt up Khen'
[Sat May 05 10:40:59 2001] Gros : 'hehe'
[Sat May 05 10:41:08 2001] Moppel : 'ROFL'
[Sat May 05 10:41:11 2001] Katlynne hugs Moppel.
[Sat May 05 10:41:14 2001] Gros : 'REROFL'
[Sat May 05 10:41:22 2001] Moppel hugs Katlynne.
[Sat May 05 10:41:29 2001] Katlynne hugs Gros.
[Sat May 05 10:41:35 2001] Gros BONKS KAT.
[Sat May 05 10:41:48 2001] Jorkald : 'Only something is missing
. will she take her husband name ?'
[Sat May 05 10:42:03 2001] Gros : 'that has NOT been decided yet
hehe'
[Sat May 05 10:42:17 2001] Ukgh : 'Husband should take name'
[Sat May 05 10:42:25 2001] Ukgh : 'Jokald Sucubekiss!'
[Sat May 05 10:42:42 2001] Jorkald : 'Acile Deepshade is not bad'
[Sat May 05 10:43:00 2001] Gros : 'me like Gros Zahl'
[Sat May 05 10:43:09 2001] Rube : 'Hehehe'
[Sat May 05 10:43:13 2001] Gros : 'heu sorry messed up'
[Sat May 05 10:43:19 2001] Gros : 'hehhehehhehe'
[Sat May 05 10:43:23 2001] Ukgh bonks Gros on the head!
[Sat May 05 10:43:25 2001] Ukgh bonks Moppel on the head!
[Sat May 05 10:43:27 2001] Jorkald : 'Or we could do a mix : Acile
and Jorkald Deepkiss !'
[Sat May 05 10:43:29 2001] Ukgh bonks Rube on the head!
[Sat May 05 10:43:37 2001] Gros BONKS UGKH.
[Sat May 05 10:43:41 2001] Katlynne : 'Hmm gros dumped rhyannon
first she gets left behind in highhold and then he dumps her'
[Sat May 05 10:43:48 2001] Somgir : 'Succubshade!'
[Sat May 05 10:43:51 2001] Gros : 'I like deepKiss idea'
[Sat May 05 10:43:58 2001] Ukgh : 'Deepkiss ROFL'
[Sat May 05 10:44:04 2001] Jorkald : 'Heheehehehehehe'
[Sat May 05 10:44:06 2001] Ukgh : 'Hi there tiny one!'
[Sat May 05 10:44:09 2001] Ukgh hugs Katlynne.
[Sat May 05 10:44:12 2001] Gros : 'nope gros just kidding gros
heart belongs to mom'
[Sat May 05 10:44:22 2001] Ukgh : 'Dervish mom?'
[Sat May 05 10:44:33 2001] Gros : 'nope Oggok mom und also me
fly'
[Sat May 05 10:45:39 2001] Ukgh : 'Having your last free hunt
Jorkald?'
[Sat May 05 10:45:48 2001] Gros : 'me follow me not get brains
except in sandwich'
[Sat May 05 10:45:51 2001] Jorkald : 'Something like tha '
[Sat May 05 10:45:56 2001] Ukgh : 'You know that Acile tried to
use the slash pet commands on her late husband?'
[Sat May 05 10:46:15 2001] Ukgh : 'And soon after he mysteriously
disappeared!'
[Sat May 05 10:46:25 2001] Gros : 'nope acile don't command pet
pet was just jalous and bashed hubby alone'
[Sat May 05 10:46:29 2001] Katlynne : 'That's cuz I invised her'
[Sat May 05 10:46:52 2001] Gros : 'if jork marries acile he marries
pet that's the issue'
[Sat May 05 10:46:55 2001] Jorkald : 'But Acile is not kind of
woman to try to hold me with a chain i think !'
[Sat May 05 10:47:21 2001] Somgir : 'No but she use a whip'
[Sat May 05 10:47:40 2001] Jorkald : 'I am prolly the fastest
on running in this guild i am not affraid !'
[Sat May 05 10:48:05 2001] Ukgh : 'Actually Alween is the fastest
8)'
[Sat May 05 10:48:14 2001] Jorkald : 'I forgot him'
[Sat May 05 10:48:17 2001] Katlynne : 'Somgir in wolf form'
[Sat May 05 10:48:42 2001] Somgir : 'In spirit of scale tree are
comming too fast'
[Sat May 05 10:48:46 2001] Jorkald : 'With NO spells or SONG !
I am prolly the fastest'
[Sat May 05 10:48:58 2001] Katlynne : 'I think amarys uncloathed
is'
[Sat May 05 10:50:49 2001] Ukgh : 'Add gobbo 8)'
[Sat May 05 10:50:59 2001] Gros : 'bring it to Unrest zone'
[Sat May 05 10:51:00 2001] Katlynne : 'How he con?'
[Sat May 05 10:51:04 2001] Ukgh : 'Green'
[Sat May 05 10:51:28 2001] Ukgh : 'Add'
[Sat May 05 10:51:51 2001] Gros : 'Ukgh wins 1 point on greenbashing
(100000)'
[Sat May 05 10:57:38 2001] Khendra begins to cast a spell.
[Sat May 05 10:57:41 2001] Gros is smaller.
[Sat May 05 10:57:42 2001] Rube : 'Moppel small'
[Sat May 05 10:58:00 2001] Rube : 'Rube small too'
[Sat May 05 10:58:14 2001] Ukgh : 'ROFL'
[Sat May 05 10:58:25 2001] Ukgh : 'UKGH THE POCKET SHADOW KNIGHT
!'
[Sat May 05 10:58:27 2001] Moppel : 'Cutest grosbills ever'
[Sat May 05 10:59:02 2001] Khendra : 'Sorry Moppel, didn't mean
to run over you'
[Sat May 05 10:59:07 2001] Gros : 'Me so BIGGGGGG'
[Sat May 05 10:59:23 2001] Khendra : 'Oh, I saw an official statement
saying that grow is not working and not currently in game'
[Sat May 05 10:59:24 2001] Buffi : 'Hmm ukgh now who is going
to EAT WHO!'
[Sat May 05 10:59:25 2001] Moppel : 'Do it now the occassion wont
come back so early'
[Sat May 05 11:04:50 2001] Gros : 'I hate ghul u cannot kick their
ass they are invulnerable'
[Sat May 05 11:05:10 2001] Khendra : 'Get magic boots to kick
invulnerables'
[Sat May 05 11:29:25 2001] Khendra : 'Ukgh is getting his monthly
bath'
[Sat May 05 11:29:40 2001] Ukgh : 'Yup, but skipped last 12 months'
[Sat May 05 11:29:42 2001] Gros : 'aaaagggghhhh that was WATER!'
[Sat May 05 11:29:43 2001] Ukgh : 'Was waaaaya overdue'
[Sat May 05 11:29:45 2001] Khendra : 'Rube is usually hurt from
pulling'
[Sat May 05 11:29:58 2001] Buffi : 'Yes but moppel can really
YELL at rube and not just type'
[Sat May 05 11:30:04 2001] Khendra : 'True'
[Sat May 05 11:30:11 2001] Moppel : 'Hohoho'
[Sat May 05 11:30:17 2001] Ukgh : 'And if it doesnt work, he can
always bonk her'
[Sat May 05 11:30:20 2001] Gros yells.
[Sat May 05 11:30:37 2001] Gros sends a bonk to Ugkh via fedEx.
[Sat May 05 11:30:37 2001] Moppel begins to cast a spell.
[Sat May 05 11:30:41 2001] Gros is smaller.
[Sat May 05 11:30:52 2001] Gros : 'aaaaagagggghhhhhhh me small'
[Sat May 05 11:31:05 2001] Ukgh : 'ROFL'
[Sat May 05 11:31:07 2001] Moppel begins to cast a spell.
[Sat May 05 11:31:11 2001] Gros is smaller.
[Sat May 05 11:31:12 2001] Gros bonks himself in an attempt to
commit suicide since he is so small.
[Sat May 05 11:31:13 2001] Ukgh : 'You can stack multiple shrinks
?'
[Sat May 05 11:31:14 2001] Khendra : '10'
[Sat May 05 11:31:32 2001] Rube : 'Gros is much smaller than me'
[Sat May 05 11:31:32 2001] Moppel : 'Yes i think that works'
[Sat May 05 11:31:33 2001] Ukgh : 'Gros looks like a dorf!'
[Sat May 05 11:31:36 2001] Buffi : 'Dont' do it man they will
disappear for good'
[Sat May 05 11:31:39 2001] Gros bonks himself in an attempt to
commit suicide since he is so small.
[Sat May 05 11:31:40 2001] Gros bonks himself in an attempt to
commit suicide since he is so small.
[Sat May 05 11:31:54 2001] Ukgh : 'Try it again on Gros !'
[Sat May 05 11:31:59 2001] Moppel : 'Oh gros particularily cute'
[Sat May 05 11:32:01 2001] Gros is afraid of its own fly.
[Sat May 05 11:32:04 2001] Moppel begins to cast a spell.
[Sat May 05 11:32:08 2001] Gros is smaller.
[Sat May 05 11:32:16 2001] Moppel : 'I think that s it'
[Sat May 05 11:32:26 2001] Ukgh : 'Hehe, pocket ogre'
[Sat May 05 11:32:32 2001] Buffi : 'Hmm rube sit on him'
[Sat May 05 11:32:38 2001] Moppel : 'Buffi should stand there'
[Sat May 05 11:32:44 2001] Moppel : 'As reference'
[Sat May 05 11:32:45 2001] Gros : 'i cannot even guess ven me
sitting or standing'
[Sat May 05 11:32:59 2001] Buffi puts her arm around gros.
[Sat May 05 11:33:08 2001] Ukgh puts his feet on Gros's head.
[Sat May 05 11:33:18 2001] Buffi : 'See ukgh take too many baths
and you shrink like gros here'
[Sat May 05 11:33:18 2001] Gros is ashame!
[Sat May 05 11:33:26 2001] Ukgh rolls on the floor laughing at
Buffi.
[Sat May 05 11:33:37 2001] Gros knew WATER was BAD.
[Sat May 05 11:33:53 2001] Buffi kicks moppel in the ankle.
[Sat May 05 11:34:04 2001] Ukgh : 'Hehe, liliput woman!'
[Sat May 05 11:34:09 2001] Buffi : 'Now ukgh will eat me for sure'
[Sat May 05 11:34:16 2001] Ukgh : 'Nah, too small'
[Sat May 05 11:34:21 2001] Ukgh : 'I'll wait till you grow'
[Sat May 05 11:34:23 2001] Buffi : 'Still taller than gros though'
[Sat May 05 11:35:26 2001] Moppel : 'This shrink spell is really
funny'
[Sat May 05 11:35:37 2001] Moppel winces.
[Sat May 05 11:35:37 2001] Ukgh bonks Gros on the head!
[Sat May 05 11:35:38 2001] Ukgh bonks Gros on the head!
[Sat May 05 11:35:38 2001] Ukgh bonks Gros on the head!
[Sat May 05 11:35:38 2001] Ukgh bonks Gros on the head!
[Sat May 05 11:35:39 2001] Ukgh bonks Gros on the head!
[Sat May 05 11:35:56 2001] Gros : 'come around me ugkg and rube'
[Sat May 05 11:36:30 2001] Gros : 'papa mum and baby ogre hehe'
[Sat May 05 11:36:37 2001] Khendra : 'Gros has spikes on his head'
[Sat May 05 11:36:48 2001] Ukgh : '1st time you see top of his
head?'
[Sat May 05 11:36:53 2001] Ukgh : 'Sure'
[Sat May 05 11:37:35 2001] Ukgh puts Buffi in his pocket.
[Sat May 05 12:27:22 2001] Ukgh : 'Moppel, Buffi is picking on
me for being small, can you help me brother ogre?'
[Sat May 05 12:27:26 2001] Moppel : 'Inc trash train'
[Sat May 05 12:27:35 2001] Moppel : 'You want me to debuff you?'
[Sat May 05 12:27:45 2001] Ukgh : 'Nonono, just make her small
too!'
[Sat May 05 12:27:53 2001] Moppel begins to cast a spell.
[Sat May 05 12:27:55 2001] Gros : 'trash train? me not gonna take
that one'
[Sat May 05 12:27:57 2001] Buffi shrinks.
[Sat May 05 12:28:05 2001] Gros : 'me fly gonna fight fo me'
[Sat May 05 12:28:08 2001] Ukgh picks on Buffi for being small
!
[Sat May 05 12:28:09 2001] Buffi bonks Moppel on the head!
[Sat May 05 12:28:10 2001] Buffi bonks Moppel on the head!
[Sat May 05 12:28:11 2001] Buffi bonks Moppel on the head!
[Sat May 05 12:28:11 2001] Buffi bonks Moppel on the head!
[Sat May 05 12:28:13 2001] Gros assits the fly.
[Sat May 05 12:28:13 2001] Buffi bonks Moppel on the head!
[Sat May 05 12:28:14 2001] Buffi bonks Moppel on the head!
[Sat May 05 12:28:15 2001] Buffi bonks Moppel on the head!
[Sat May 05 12:28:15 2001] Moppel beams a smile at Buffi.
[Sat May 05 14:00:18 2001] Ukgh : 'They dont run away when I lifetap
them'
[Sat May 05 14:00:26 2001] Ukgh stands on his tip toes and does
a dance of joy!
[Sat May 05 14:00:30 2001] Ukgh salutes the gods in pure admiration.
[Sat May 05 14:00:45 2001] Gros salutes his fly in pure admiration.
[Sat May 05 14:01:05 2001] Gros's fly dance of joy.
[Sat May 05 14:07:58 2001] Khendra : 'OH OOM that is why the spell
isn't going off'
[Sat May 05 14:08:13 2001] Jorkald : 'Lost corpse'
[Sat May 05 14:08:35 2001] Khendra : 'Go look on that iceberg
maybe it is there again'
[Sat May 05 14:08:46 2001] Jorkald : 'Not funny'
[Sat May 05 14:09:06 2001] Khendra : 'I wasn't kidding if you
ended up there once it could happen again maybe'
[Sat May 05 14:09:08 2001] Buffi : 'I still think you should have
reported the gm that left you on that iceberg'
Okidoki so it was a major raid in paw.
Okidoki I am dead and I have to get back to corpse.
